Warning: This chapter will involve brother-sister incest (sort of.) and Masochism. You don't like, then please leave. You probably won't get some of these if you haven't read the manga.

Disclaimer: The following story is a fan made parody. Elfen Lied belongs to manga writer Lynn Okamoto and anime director Mamoru Kanbe. Please support the official release.

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46. Gloomy Siscon.

"You know what Yuka-San; I'm beginning to think that Kouta is gay."

Yuka stared bug eyed at Mayu.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where the hell did this come from?" The older girl asked, completely dumbfounded.

Mayu hesitated, suddenly remembering that having this conversation with Yuka of all people maybe wasn't the best idea.

"Uh... well... Okay, here's the deal Yuka. I've been trying to seduce Kouta all week, but I haven't been successful at all. I played him romantic music, I tell my doctor all about my Kouta dreams when I know he's listening on the other side of the mirror, I even put on the shortest mini-skirt I could find and bent over to let him see my panties."

Yuka smiled. "Don't worry Mayu, your just using the wrong methods. I'll help you get Kout-Kun."

"Wait, you're not mad at me?" Mayu asked, greatly confused.

"Look Mayu, I learned a long time ago that every women within a five-hundred yard radius of Kouta-Kun wants to bang him. Why? Because he's the only guy that's actually nice in this series."

"Okay, good enough explanation for me. So what's the plan?"

Yuka gave a coy smirk. "You just leave it all to me."

(Scene Change)

"I don't know Yuka, this outfit seems awfully small. I mean, are you sure this even going to work?"

"Trust me Mayu, do exactly as I told you and you'll do just fine."

"Alright, here I go." Mayu sucked in a deep breath and walked into Kouta's room.

Kouta looked up from his word search and gasped in shock. It couldn't be. That black skirt, that white shirt, that pink bow in her hair. Kouta rubbed his eyes and still he saw Kanae, now the full epitome of a grown woman standing in front of him.

"Kouta Ni-Sama! Kanae forgives you Onii-Sama! I forgive you!" The disguised Mayu said, grasping her hands in front of her and shedding fake tears.

"KANAE!" Kouta shouted, pulling Mayu into a strong hug.

"Onii-Sama, your pencil is pushing up against my thigh." Mayu said.

"Um, Kanae... that's not a pencil your feeling."

Mayu blushed. 'Yuka was right, it works.'

Needless to say, Mayu would be thanking Yuka for long time to come.

47. Apples.

The scene that stood before them was horrifying beyond compare. Apples fell down from the sky by the hundreds; smashing into cars, breaking windows and causing panic among the general public as they fled from the hailstorm of red fruits.

Yuka was knocked off her feet, revealing a sexy pair of lacey panties in the process. Kouta was hit in the back by an apple, knocking him head first into Yuka's panties. Needless to say, the god of panties was not happy with what happened next.

Nozomi took an apple to the throat, prematurely ending her singing career. Mayu was almost hit in the crotch by an apple. Old men, meat cleavers and now apples? It seems like everyone wants to penetrate that poor girl.

Nana's prosthetic limbs were taken off once more by the well aimed projectiles. Even Lucy was having trouble dealing with the fruity barrage. The constant hailstorm apples were over whelming. She cut down every single fruit that came at her. But the apples were not like bullets, for each one she cut caused it to turn into applesauce and slide around the vector, slapping her face with wet smacks.

After about the two hundredth apple, Lucy decided to turn tail and run. Isobe stood on a nearby hill, looking horrified at the carnage below and knowing he was partly responsible for the disastrous, but also humorous scene now taking place.

Meanwhile, in a nearby apple field, Mariko was having the time of her life.

48. Extreme Masochism. Subject Two: Nana

"NO! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!"

Nana realized her own mistake a second to late as Lucy's vectors ripped off her left leg. The horned girl fell to the ground. Amazingly, Nana did not scream... but moaned loudly.

"Oh my god. That felt soooo gooooood!"

'What the fuck?' Lucy thought.

She, Mayu and even Wanta somehow managed to look FREAKED OUT at the sight of Nana moaning after having her F*CKING LEG RIPPED OFF!

Nana stared lustfully at Lucy. "Could you please do that again?"

Lucy, to dumbfounded by the scene before her, could only comply with the request. She cut off Nana's right hands fingers.

"Oh yes! God yes!" She hissed in pleasure. "Again! AGAIN!"

So this went on for a long time, Lucy tearing flesh and breaking bones. The whole time looking more scared than she ever had been. After a while and a finale tear of flesh, Nana moaned REALLY loudly. A wet appeared on her panties that was definitely not her blood.

Nana stared dreamily at Lucy. "Please come closer Lucy."

She could only nod dumbly, putting her ear to Nana's mouth.

"Thanks for the orgasm, bitch." Nana sneered and ripped off Lucy's head.

The horned girl looked over at Mayu and Wanta, both gaping like fish.

"So do want to stay and meet my papa? He's a very nice person. He taught me everyingthing I know." Nana said cheerfully.

Mayu and Wanta ran away fast.

49. Easy To Misinterpret

Mayu was walking through Maple House when she heard strange noises coming from Kouta's room. Curious, she went and pressed her ear to the door.

"I don't know if I want to do this, Kouta-Kun."

"Don't worry Nana-Chan, it's not that bad."

"But it doesn't smell right, and it tastes funny."

"Dammit Nana! Stop being such a whiney bitch and just suck on it already!"

Mayu felt intense rage well up inside her as she heard Nana start to cough and gag violently.

"Oh Kouta-Kun, you perverted son of a bitch!" Mayu screamed, knocking down the door and proceeding to beat the shit out of said male.

(Scene Change)

Yuka rushed into the hospital followed closely by Nozomi and her mother. After some quick questioning, they found Kouta's room. Mayu and Nana were standing just outside the emergency room. The horned girl was REALLY chewing out the brunette, who was bawling like a baby at this point.

It was obvious that Nana had been screaming at Mayu ever since she had called them... more than twenty-five minutes ago.

"Nana! Why the hell are you still yelling at her?"

A furious Nana turned her spiteful gaze on Yuka, who stopped dead in her tracks.

"Because you don't beat the crap of your caretaker just because he was trying teach someone else how to smoke a damn cigarette!"

50. Maple House Fun

Yuka called all of the members of Maple House into the living room for an emergency meeting.

"Last night," Yuka started "I found something terrible in one of the empty rooms."

"Oh no!" Nozomi cried.

Kouta and Nyu giggled.

"A condom!" Yuka said accusingly.

"Oh no!" Nana cried.

Kouta and Nyu giggled again.

"And it was used!"

"Oh no!" Mayu cried.

Kouta and Nyu giggled once more.

"And it had a hole in it!"

"Oh no!" Kouta and Nyu cried in union.

Nozomi, Nana and Mayu all giggled while Yuka glared at the two.

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