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 Premature Obituary of dalunk (7)
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Our dear comrade...

His vessel was attacked by a number of rouge cats, taking damage to both its main computer network and internal communications systems. Reports from the naval communications office indicate that the Colonel stood atop the vessel, madly firing his AK-47 into the air and downing at least six jetpack cats.

After his heroics caused the cats to retreat, dalunk took control of his stricken vessel and began limping it back to port under manual control. A second wave of cats appeared and began strafing the ship. Again, dalunk fought them off. However, the ship is losing oxygen quickly. He won't last long. There is no way for the Armada to rescue him. Our friend... is down.

I am drinking a combination of raw starbucks coffee, milk and cold water. My god this is terrible. I hate this more than Biologic hates soggy bread. This is terrible. It's the worst thing in the world. I feel it dissolving my throat. This is the worst poison anyone has ever devised. This is worse than any weapon being deployed in Libya. WHY MUST CONTINUED CONCIOUSNESS COME AT SUCH A HIGH PRICE MY GOD THIS IS HORRIFIC

As I wandered through the void that used to be the city of traitors, I had many a vision. I saw old allies. I saw old enemies. I saw people who I had killed many years ago coming back to haunt me. It is no surprise then that when I saw the item, I did not believe that it was real.

I am not aware if this treasure is of any true use to my comrades, but I brought it out from the void just in case it will aid the war effort, the war effort that must prevail at any cost. Gojirob, Biologic, you know what I'm talking about.

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